Happy New Year!
We’re in the second week of 2013 already, cripes!
I’m one of those people who doesn’t respond well to making New Year’s resolutions. I’ve always found them to be nasty little things that just end up beating me about the head and make me feel rubbish about everything when I don’t achieve them. Even talking about them makes my skin itch. And then I just get plain rebellious and open the wine. Listen, I live in England: January is cold, dark and most people are skint or have flu. Or norovirus. You get the picture? It’s enough to make anyone want to spread butter on chocolate brioche in the morning.
However, The Exec (who denies being a total control freak) decreed that anyone in our house who didn’t make a resolution would be given one. By him. Now I love him dearly, but sometimes he really does ask to be whipped with a wet tea towel. Nevertheless, the handsome beast does still pay all the bills so I complied: my New Year’s resolution is …
TO WATCH MORE TELLY.
Ha!!! I think it will improve my life enormously.
Anyone else have any rebellious resolutions out there? Or a vice they simply refuse to give up under any circumstances? Or am I just the baddest bad person ever?
Have a fabulous weekend everybody and be naughty if you want to!